Shocked!

I don't want to admit it, I really don't. But, well...Britney Spears' new CD is...

...wait for it...

...actually...good. Seriously. Does this mean...she's "back"?

Only in America.

After working the TV as a fast food employee, looks like K-Fed packed on the pounds, so much that former wife and D-list celebrity Britney Spears is even poking fun at the K-fed-dough-boy!




So what's our pal Fed-Ex to do? MAKE A WORKOUT VIDEO.

“I plan to get back to looking ripped and sexy again — I know I have let it all go but watch me fly this year." The DVD will be out in time for the New Year and is set to make Kevin a cool collection of megabucks … if, of course, we buy it. ...

I love America.