Overheard in a Restaurant.

Not my restaurant, but still the greatest thing ever.

Two women sitting in a restaurant, bibles on their table.

Lady 1: Well it just seems so wrong.
Lady 2: Well if you're happy though that's what matters
Lady 1: I think I should tell my husband I'm having an affair though...
Lady 2: I'm sure it will all work itself out. It's Gods Will.
Lady 1: You're right I should just follow His plan.
Lady 2: :reassuring smile:

Oh, the love of Christ.

Overheard at the Restaurant.

I'm walking by a server who notices one of their guests is standing by the bar away from their date.

Server: Excuse me ma'am, is everything ok? Would like me to bring you another glass of wine?
Lady, looking back at her date: Yeah, might as well, especially if I have to fuck that one tonight.

All in the Family.

Woman waiting for coffee: You know my sister is a Playboy model?
Friend: (blank stare)
Woman waiting for coffee: Yeah! She sends me the pictures. I mean, she’s beautiful but I don’t wanna see that. And my brother, HE looks at those!
Friend: (blank stare)

(Via Overheard in Minneapolis)

Overheard in Minneapolis.

Minneapolis, Nicollet Ave

Obama campaign volunteer getting out the vote: Sir! Have you voted today?
Drunk incoherent man on the street at 5pm (slurred): I ain’t even had sex in 10 months!

(Via Overheard in Minneapolis)

Overheard at The Restaurant.

Blonde Lady: Oh, Susan's Mormon? I didn't know that. Was it her who just got married?

Grandma: Honey, if she's Mormon do you really need to ask if she's married?

Overheard at The Bar.

Last night at Oldfield's...

Drunk man #1: "Man, Mexicans are like ants."

Drunk man #2: "Why? Cause there's too many of em'?"

...Gosh. Racist much? That's so wrong on so many levels.