Pizza, Carriages and Weddings.

I'm sure if there were a sanity test, none of them would pass.

"Tom Cruise is to merge his family with Victoria and David Beckham’s in a special ceremony. The ‘Valkyrie’ actor will hold the bizarre service – during which the families vow to be brothers and sisters and exchange heartfelt speeches - at his wife Katie Holmes’ New York town house. The gesture serves as a Thanksgiving present from Tom - who has two adopted teenage children, Isabella and Connor, with ex-wife Nicole Kidman and a two-year-old daughter, Suri, with Katie - to the showbiz couple. A source said: 'Tom and David have been friends for years and they and their families spend a lot of time together. This year Tom wanted to make a special gesture that would show how much he appreciates their friendship and he thought this would be the perfect way.'"

And just like any good celebrity living a life of luxury, the soon-to-be-family were spotted over the weekend eating pizza on a horse carriage. Gosh, I'm so jealous.

(Via TowleRoad)

Cake Wrecks!

I am obsessed with the blog CakeWrecks. This hilarious blog digs all over the internet to serve up the most vile, shameful, freaky and downright weird cakes ever devised. They give you such creepy cakes!



That is a foot, in case you were wondering. Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "put your foot in your mouth", huh?



What I would GIVE to have been at this wedding. Can you imagine actually ordering this cake? "I want everyone at my wedding to eat a cake that looks like ME!!! Air-e-body gonna get a piece o' me!" I think I'd like a slice of the ear, please. (And can we talk about that wedding dress?!)



That may be the most disturbing cake I have ever seen. "What slice would you like, the foot or the ass?" And to think, in order to have been baked like this the baby would have to be BURIED ALIVE into the cake...Gosh, it's just freakin' me out...