Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Can Someone Explain This To Me?

So in today's version of, "Can someone explain this to me," I present to you a road sign from St. Paul, Minnesota. Any idea what the hell it means?

Between "creepy-man-in-black-watches-you-here" and "pedophile-lives-in-this-house", I'm really at a loss. Is it a modern anthropocentric bus stop sign? Could it be a warning of local sex offenders? Maybe it's a way for singles to advertise: "What's missing in my life? A man, that's what!" But lastly...look where that bolt holds the sign to the post--OUCH!