Genuine Hospitality.

A chunky, bearded-man with a scowl stands at the register counter. His nametag reads "Chaz".

Me: Hi! How are you doing today?
Chaz: ...
Me: ...
Chaz: ... *staring right into my eyes* ...
Me: Well, alright great to hear! May I have a bagel, egg and cheese please?
Chaz: ...
Me: Umm...
Chaz: ...
Me: Err...Bagel, egg and cheese...please?
Chaz: ...Do you mean...an egg and cheese bagel?