Pizza, Carriages and Weddings.

I'm sure if there were a sanity test, none of them would pass.

"Tom Cruise is to merge his family with Victoria and David Beckham’s in a special ceremony. The ‘Valkyrie’ actor will hold the bizarre service – during which the families vow to be brothers and sisters and exchange heartfelt speeches - at his wife Katie Holmes’ New York town house. The gesture serves as a Thanksgiving present from Tom - who has two adopted teenage children, Isabella and Connor, with ex-wife Nicole Kidman and a two-year-old daughter, Suri, with Katie - to the showbiz couple. A source said: 'Tom and David have been friends for years and they and their families spend a lot of time together. This year Tom wanted to make a special gesture that would show how much he appreciates their friendship and he thought this would be the perfect way.'"

And just like any good celebrity living a life of luxury, the soon-to-be-family were spotted over the weekend eating pizza on a horse carriage. Gosh, I'm so jealous.

(Via TowleRoad)

Shocked!

I don't want to admit it, I really don't. But, well...Britney Spears' new CD is...

...wait for it...

...actually...good. Seriously. Does this mean...she's "back"?

I'm Not That Shocked.

Look, Clay Aiken appearing on the cover of People Magazine saying, "Yes, I'm Gay", is like Ruben Studdard showing up on the cover of Time saying, "Yes, I'm Black".

Tyra Banks as...Michelle Obama?

Tyra Banks will appear as Michelle Obama on the September issue of Harper's Bazaar Magazine.






Although the magazine hasn't hit the stands yet, there is a preview available at the Harper's Bazaar website which states precisely why they chose Tyra to stand as the possible future First lady. "Tyra represents so many wonderful things--she is powerful, she is smart, she is fierce. What else would you want in a First Lady?" said Laura Brown, the Articles Special Project Director.

Tyra's best line? Direct Quote: "Michelle and Barack Obama, y'all just may be going to the White House, but I'm going to The White Castle! I'M STARVING!"

...hmph. Powerful, smart and fierce, huh?

Only in America.

After working the TV as a fast food employee, looks like K-Fed packed on the pounds, so much that former wife and D-list celebrity Britney Spears is even poking fun at the K-fed-dough-boy!




So what's our pal Fed-Ex to do? MAKE A WORKOUT VIDEO.

“I plan to get back to looking ripped and sexy again — I know I have let it all go but watch me fly this year." The DVD will be out in time for the New Year and is set to make Kevin a cool collection of megabucks … if, of course, we buy it. ...

I love America.