Wednesday, July 23, 2008

We've Got a SCANDAL!

Uh-oh, looks like John Edwards is in trouble!

Vice Presidential candidate Sen. John Edwards was caught visiting his mistress and secret love child at 2:40 this morning in a Los Angeles hotel by the NATIONAL ENQUIRER.

The married ex-senator from North Carolina - whose wife Elizabeth continues to battle cancer -- met with his mistress, blonde divorcée Rielle Hunter, at the Beverly Hilton on Monday night, July 21 - and the NATIONAL ENQUIRER was there! He didn't leave until early the next morning.

First off-- could the Enquirer choose a worse picture? I mean, damn, with him splurging on $200 haircuts you'd think Johnny boy could afford to buy himself a PR expert to get rid of photos like this (or, even better, get rid of stories like this).

And, can we talk about that broad over there? You're gonna have a love child with a woman who wears Peace Signs made into hearts? And the hair...oh that hair! Maybe she needs a $200 haircut?