Sunday, July 20, 2008

Michigan Needs More Manholes!

It's bad. Michigan is really, really bad. Right now Detroit is at 8.9% unemployment, numbers auguring of a coming depression. And now, word has come out that the people of Flint are so strapped for cash that the vagrants who roam the streets are stealing manholes and selling them for scrap metal.

This news comes alongside the announcement of a new law in Flint that restricts the level where you pants may legally hang.

I'm going into overload. Crack laws. Missing Manholes. Prison punishment for exposing your buttocks. All the bad jokes and poor puns are convoluting in my head!