Thursday, July 24, 2008

The Pope was found--he was lost in 1970!

What would a church service be without turning a profit? The Pope, in his infallible ways, has decided to upgrade the technology of the church to attract more attendees (and thus more hands putting dough into the collection plate!).

The method to which he'll be dishing out these tickets to his appearance? Fax machines! That's right--Catholics are going high-tech! Soon they'll be using those nifty things called "cell phones" (but only after adapting to beepers).

Oh, and also...The Pope is on twitter. That's just weird.
(This news via Friendly Atheist)