Thursday, August 7, 2008

More Whores = Less Rent.

If you're anything like me, you've had difficulty paying your rent. Living in the city is never a cheap thrill, and it's not helped by the rising costs of gas, housing, food, tuition and anything else that has a dollar sign in front of it. Why, sometimes it's so disheartening that you'd want to just throw up your hands and say 'to hell with it'!

Well, don't throw in that towel quite yet, friend. Thanks to a new social experiment in Tel-Aviv, you just may be able to drive down your neighborhood's property value and thus make your rent as cheap as a bag of old potatoes. What is this great program I speak of? Well, it's quite simple and one which the whole community can get involved! Just order these cardboard Hookers and litter them all over your neighborhood! Scatter them at every corner that is visible! Make it known--whores own this town!

Tell your friends! Tell your family! Tell everyone you can--Hookers have taken over your neighborhood! Scare the people away and watch your rent plummet like it's the stock price of Enron. It will be mere hours before you live in a ghost town and your landlord is begging you to keep paying his salary. And once word is out that prostitutes infest your neck-of-the-woods, just head back out and tally up those cardboard whores! And then suddenly...voila! You yet again have a clean neighborhood, your rent has dropped and you scared away any potential new neighbors. Does it get any better than this?

(Via IsThisStupid?)