"Alright children, are you ready for a Bible story?"
:collective children's voice: "YAY!!!"
"Open your bibles to 2 Kings 2:24...the story of the children and the bears! We even have a picture to share with you..."
"And thus we now know that God is love and His Word is love! He loves ALL the children!"
:uncontrollable amounts of children screaming:
"What's the matter children? Why can't you see how much God loves you?"
...the most disturbing book ever. Period.
(Via Friendly Atheist)