Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Sunday School!

"Alright children, are you ready for a Bible story?"

:collective children's voice: "YAY!!!"

"Open your bibles to 2 Kings 2:24...the story of the children and the bears! We even have a picture to share with you..."

"And thus we now know that God is love and His Word is love! He loves ALL the children!"

:uncontrollable amounts of children screaming:

"What's the matter children? Why can't you see how much God loves you?"

...the most disturbing book ever. Period.

(Via Friendly Atheist)