Saturday, September 13, 2008


Whoopi Goldberg has long been my hero. Ever since Sister Act she has been my absolute favorite person in Hollywood. And yesterday on The View, she absolutely blew me away. When John McCain said he would overturn Roe vs. Wade, calling it a "bad decision", Whoopi interjected, "Should I be worried about returning to being a slave?"

Whoopi Goldberg, I'd like to put it out there--will you marry me? No, seriously, will you? I'll drop out of school, quit my job and we can run off to anywhere you want. I'll cook your breakfast and make your coffee. I'm not very good at folding or ironing, but I'm sure I can learn. And I'm witty! I've got wit for days. I'm sure that's enough to bring to the table...right?